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Planet Earth...ETA: 48 hours

???: There it is…planet Earth. So this is the home world of the Duelyst community. I better make the final preparations before I arrive.

typing

Computer: BOSS NOTIFICATIONS DISABLED

???: Perfect. Now I can encroach on the planet undetected. Though there is one more source of intel this planet is harboring. Yes, their precious boss thread creator. Their knowledge of bosses could prove a potent problem for me. If they are able to reveal my weaknesses to the Duelyst community, my chances of world domination could be thwarted before they even begin!

But if I run a scan of all of the Duelyst Forums boss battle content, I’ll be able to identify this threat, and intercept them before they can reveal my secrets.

typing

Computer: SCANNING…SCANNING…

…MATCH FOUND… @boronian…DUELYST WIKI SUPPORTER AND CONTENT CREATOR…RESEMBLANCE TO BOSS THREAD CREATOR…64%

???: typing Content creator? That could be the one. But let’s see if there’s a better match.

Computer: …MATCH FOUND… @mrmana3…SPECIES UNKNOWN…RESEMBLANCE TO BOSS THREAD CREATOR…100%

???: So that’s the one, huh? Very well. I’ll see to it that he never leaks my secrets. Here I come @mrmana3. Your planet has only two more days…and so do you!

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hm the Invader right? Nice to meet’cha! I do believe we have something just for you. I think we can see to it that you get a nice good v evil showdown against the Magarri’s heals and buffs. Or maybye you prefer a more gritty, grey morality. If that’s the case you could land over at 40°15′09″N 58°26′23″E and conquer the Abbyssians. They would quite enjoy spamming their cheap removal on your big army and building up minions with their pesky deathwatchers.

However I recommend the Vetruvian Emperium. They have been on the long slow road of decline and they haven’t spent much time developing tactics against large scale guerilla tactics. By far the best target.

They totally don’t have a super weapon designed for guys just like you…

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Dooly ARG? :eyes:

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Haha, hilarious. Seems you think you’re very clever but you’re wrong. We don’t need any information before we face you, we will kick your ass anyways!

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Yeah, @BOSS_X, I’m going to be the one taking over Earth. You mind your place and settle for unsuccessfully attempting to take over Mythron, okay? :vankiss:

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