Lets summarize stuff (forum game)

[halcyon98]

So the narrator of the story recently broke up?

[phoenixtoasches]

For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

EDIT: Should add in here that this is not mine, it’s just a quote.

[alplod]

“And that helicopter couldn’t get me off mountain.”

Not the best summary of my life, tbf, but the most hilarious story I have.

Edit. This one is more appropriate.

I should have never borrowed her books.

Edit2. Oh, if it should just be summary without any story. 6 words exactly.

Living in a fantasy, but charming.

[longshot405]

I will live with my sorrow.

Dedicated to hating this filth forever.

Also, how freaking edgy is that?
‘Ugh, my sadness knows no bounds.’
‘I’m forever cursed by insufferable despair!’
‘Woe is me, everything sucks eternally.’

Here’s something more fitting for myself:
Unlimited potential curbed by incurable sloth.

[alplod]

Dedcated

Oh no.

Ded cat.

You’re evil.

[isbee]

More like…

“The sinister smile never faded away.”
“He was proven wrong after all.”
“Is this stuff on the test?”

…but yeah, it fades over time…but never goes away…so I choose living with it rather than abrupt finality. I am preparing for if everyone I know and love…should happen to die before I do. Don’t get me wrong, though…I am not letting the despair drive me away from enjoying my life with my loved ones. The dream of life is sweet, indeed.

[loliconartist]

Or she died. I wrote it as if she died, with the pills and all, but you can interpret it in different ways.

[loliconartist]

Heres a poll, vote on the one you want turned into a story. I will then ask the author of the most popular choice whether or not its ok for me to reimagine their summary. Dont vote for yourselves please.

• I will live with my sorrow
• Living in a fantasy, but charming
• Early school years, never forget them
• Mediocre person struggles with mediocre life
• Guild gone, the memories live on
• I still see her in dreams

(I dont know how Id write one for flygons.)

Ill give the poll a day.

[alplod]

(I dont know how Id write one for flygons.)

I bet you can, but the summary is a story already

[epicflygon]

The first time i got into S and the in depth guide on the "toxic" deck i played with to get to S

Please do not use this post for flame wars and salt please and thank you So last season with only 3 days left i took variants of reflection Faie from rank 5 to rank 0. Yes the achievement is undercut by the fact that i played Faie but i only picked Faie as i knew i was good enough to take a strong deck to S in a short amount of time, i do not feel good for playing this (heck i said it was toxic in the title) but i find its the least toxic out of mantra and aggro eggs cause atleast you can tell…

I put so much effort in and I got so little likes.

[owlbeastmd]

Should have denounced capitalism before gulag.

[SnakeintheEye]

Swimming along, enjoying life, also hot boyfriend.

…for the person living with sorrows and stuff, I got a pretty darn good psychotherapist recommendation if you ever visit Romania. Dirt cheap and fixes you in like 5 sessions.

[isbee]

Visiting Romania would almost be enough by itself.

[loliconartist]

Looks like we are tied between living in a fantasy, but charming and guild gone, the memories live on.
Actually Ill choose one.

I decide on living in a fantasy, but charming.

[alplod]

I allow you to write a story

[loliconartist]

Ok thanks! 15stories

[ryousen]

I’ve been described as “The definitive collection of rancorous feelings”, but I think I’m more like “That one weird guy over there”

“Hates anime but cannot escape it”

[loliconartist]

This is a pretty depressing story, so read at your own discretion. I may write a happier story soon

A Fantasy

I wake up to my wife shaking me.
“Its her first day of school!”
I groggily pull myself up, and ready myself for the day. As I walk out of the bathroom my daughter jumps and clings to my sleeve and says she’s hungry. “Hi hungry, I’m dad.”
“Ughhhhh”

I ask her what she wants for breakfast. I end up making bacon and chocolate chip pancakes. As I sit around the table and look at my smiling family I am contented. Then, so clear it makes the rest of my vision blurry I see the numbers
20G47A. I vomit uncontrollably as the image the totaled car is seared into my brain. My little girl’s brain is visible from the half of her scalp that was shaved off from the shattered glass. “Daddy, whats wrong?” The nightmare is gone as soon as it came. It was never real, the only thing that is real is my family and their happiness. “Nothing sweetie, nothing at all.”

On the other side of the glass:
“I thought we were to remove the patient’s objects of delusion?”
Dr. Iman asked as stared intently at the old dolls the father sat at the table.

“The severity of his trauma is immense, we have decided taking them away now would lead to a total and irreparable mental breakdown” said Dr. Stitcher, as he set the bloody license plate on the table. “Until then, repeated exposure to specific elements of the incident ought to be sufficient to desensitize the patient.”

As they looked on the pitiable old man, it was made even more painful watching just how happy he was when he had everything.

“He’s living in a fantasy” said Dr. Iman. “A fantasy, but charming” said Dr. Stitcher

[alexx55]

that`s…grim, really gri,