So I came up with this stupid card, then I thought, “Why couldn’t this be a game?”
Rate a card 1 out of 10 how broken it would be, 1 being not broken, 10 being So broken you’d quit the game.
Then, make your own broken card.
I’ll go first.
Angry blacksmith
2 mana
1/1 Forcefield, Provoke
When this card is attacked, targeted by a spell, or dispelled, summon a stormmetal golem nearby.
Now you have to make one
Or I’ll be even sillier!
Crippling depression
0 mana
25/25
Deal damage equal to this creatures attack to your general at the start of your turn.
Purify now meta.
Box of Serpenti
1 Mana
Neutral Spell
You and your opponent switch decks. Draw to fill your hand.
You fill your deck with garbage and make your opponent use it
That was the intention. Now this card is as unplayable as nerfed gaze.
Gonna need some sedatives, a tranq gun and a straitjacket.
Also @galaxydueler the card is so broken it might even be enough to get you into gold 9
Trinity oath, 4 mana draw 3 cards, heal your general 3. Oh wait.
Deepfire replicator 3 mana 2/5 deathwatch: summon a deepfire replicator on a random space
Plasma Storm invalidates your argument.
Abyssal Devourer: 3 mana Minion Whenever your general is healed, steal 1 health from the enemy general
OR
Patch 1.86:
Gave Black Locust Rush.
For a while, this card has been considered utter trash by the community. We at CPG believe that we can buff this card out of obscurity, and after a long deliberation process. We have decided to give Black Locust Rush, this will allow it to summon one copy of itself as soon as it come out.
Joseki as a counter to the new meta, I dig it 
If he gets rush all his copies will have rush too 
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Astral crusador
Summon a copy of this minion whenever you replace it.
What f toy replace it in opening hand?
That’s the point 
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I’m going to try for ‘Balanced yet broken’.
Golden Crusade
Lyonar
Spell
9 mana
Summon Lyonar minions from your deck around your General and give them Rush. At the end of the turn, destroy them.
The Sixness
6Mana neutral minion
6/6
Opening Gambit: Fill BOTH players’s action bar, to full, set ALL Minions and Generals to 6/6. Summon 5 The Sixness nearby this minion.
The plaguemaster
5 mana
Deathwatch:destroy an enemy minion
Flamereaver
Neutral 4 Mana
4/4
Rush, Blast, Whenever this minion deals damage, reactivate it
Vendetta bomber
3 mana
2/5
rush
whenever this minion takes damage deal that much damage to all enemies
Spymaster Raj
5 mana
5/5
whenever your opponent draws a card, destroy that card and put a “misinformation” in your opponents hand
misinformation
9 mana spell
cannot be replaced
when you cast this card, summon a spymaster raj for your opponent