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Cloudfrog's stupid Duelyst mspaint RPG

#1

Hi guys, humor me please. You guys input the actions, and I’ll paint up something that shows the consequence of your actions. Kind of like a text-based RPG(or MsPaintAdventures). I may or may not get bored of this quickly, so hit me up if you’re interested in taking over.

Without Further ado:
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You are an eggo. Full of potential. You can be a lot of things. Mostly very crappy ones because this archetype is terrible and your best purpose is to be an IED. Nonetheless, you must decide what you wish to be.

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I've come back from the void!
#2

…my opponent’s Snowchaser. :kissing_smiling_eyes:

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#3

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You can’t see jackshit. But thanks to lore-based hive mind, you know you’re going to be fucked if you don’t birth into something already.

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#4

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you’re pretty sure this is how it’s like right now though. The anemic goblin can taste your imminent death.

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#5

Get to the opponents side.

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#6

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you became an egg with legs. 0/1. The snowchaser’s tongue was frozen stuck to your shell. moving to the side caused it to get ripped right off.

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#7

Run away and look for something or someone that will help you to hatch properly.

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#8

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you toddle away towards the other side of the board. you find a card that might just do the trick. topdeck is an amazing thing.

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#9

I replace the card

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#10

10/10 quality content

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#11

Wait a minute, am I a pineapple?! You bent down and hugged your knees, crying in a corner filled with unwanted cards.

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#12

I am feeling the purest form of awe.

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#13

USE THE GODDAMN EGGMORPH!

erm… try to use /insert it into your egg

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#14

You egg morph yourself, turning into Jesus.

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#15

You use the egg morph, but before you do you realize what the goblin has done was a mating ritual as you read in the handbook before booking your unsuccessful flight to planet Mars. You feel your DNA mutating into that of half-goblin. What do you do?

This is what happens when you become Yoshihiro Togashi @cloudfrog, the fans take over.

You know what guys, I’m gonna make one of these threads in the future when I have the time.

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#16

uh

we’ve gone too far

go back

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#17

Eat the card

You can’t play the card without hands!
Just do it!

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#18

Author note: shit sry I was at a parade.

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Your legs are jointless. Trying to bend you non-existent knees was excruciating. You cry. You cry even harder as you realize even you can’t hug yourself. you are not a pinapple. you do want to end your life tho.

you pray to Kraigon it’s something that’ll end your misery.

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dear Kraigon… why have you forsaken me…

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#19

Shouldent it have been long enough to hatch? Try to hatch into something awesome like Kraigon, after-all we were just praying to him.

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#20

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That would have been the case, had you not chosen to grow legs. You’re neither minion nor egg nor a copy of a general at this point. You still try though. You now have arms and 25 health. You are 100% sure you are kraigon.
Current Stats: 0/25 Eggo. This eggo is “Discoverable”

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