I guess if we are 100% sure we are kraigon, ponder why our stats are weird and wait for the grow to kick in.
Cloudfrog's stupid Duelyst mspaint RPG
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Do the truffle shuffle!
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He’s an egg with grow +0/25? OP, nerf doom insted
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Eggo: Jump on the (SnowChaser) corpse, and scream like a Makantor Warbeast!
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Being the eggo we are, we should tap into the dance of memes dreams and call
the spirit of Valknu. Maybe he can help us get out of this shell
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As you attempt to perform the ritual that brings the spirit of Valknu into this world, you realize you are missing a key ingredient for the ritual as the explosion from the first attempt indicates. That key ingredient is Salt. What do you do?
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exam coming up. will come back to this in 2-3 days.
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rip
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AN: kinda feel bad that I’ll leave you hanging so
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Snowchaser: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.
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I manifest as one of the 13 voices in the egg-creature’s head, providing more than enough Salty Deliciousness for this ritual.
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The voice of the Salt King overpowers you. Soon you feel his very being inhabiting your body. Salt overflows from your hands. With such quantity you have more than enough salt to carry out the ritual.
Once completed a bright light begins emanating from the alter and then…and then!
…Suddenly you shake your head and realize it was all a fantasy. After all, how could a voice in your head provide you with a tangible material.
After vomiting the food poisoning that induced such hallucinations, you find yourself in front of the altar once again lacking the necessary materials to complete the ritual.
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the true salt god appears before you. Valknu is but an avatar of him. are you shaking in fear, or is he shaking you? you cannot tell.
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This is just beautiful.
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I ask the Sodium-enriched One what we may do to please him and earn his favour.
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*flavor
15chars
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I’m actually a lil insulted you didn’t use the Salt Bae
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