Fellow Dooly players, are you ready to play a super fun exciting video game with lots of important decision making? Welp, the boss doesn’t have time for any of that…
This is Taskmaster Beatrix, and she has way too many tasks to get done. She doesn’t have time to sit down and play the video game like you obviously do. That’s why she chooses to never move at all, and instead, let her minions do all the work for her.
In this match, all minions you summon will act like battle pets. Even Zukong, the battle pet tamer, will lose all sense and smack anything he sees. And for added fun, as well as mocking spellhai, Beatrix can’t be targeted by spells. For the record, this means you can in fact NOT Phoinex Fire her in the face, forcing you to rely on dumb battle pets to win the game.
Beatrix will try to out-swole you by playing the beefiest of boys, and since she has taken the tactics out of this tactics game, it may be necessary to present boys that are even beefier. If that’s not enough, her special power is Pot of Greed. Legend has it that Pot of Greed allows anyone who uses it to draw 2 cards. With that much power at her disposal, it’ll be a struggle to ensure she can’t carry out her task of defeating you.
The good news is that if you defeat Beatrix, she will put “Give Player a Boss Crate” at the top of her to-do list. Afterwards, she will go right back to ignoring you because her list of tasks is seemingly endless.