Boss Battle: "He-Who-Cannot-Be-Trusted"

[mrmana3]

Fellow Duelysts, it’s time to brace yourself for the next boss battle. This new boss is quite the enigma, and as such, I cannot give you information on their name. For now, we shall refer to him as “He-Who-Cannot-Be-Trusted”.

But why can’t you trust him? Well, this boss is a backstabbing, deceitful little weasel. Every time you try to move your minions, this guy will put a Kaido Assasin directly behind it, poised and ready to butt-blast your stuff!

Also, when his stuff moves, it grows. This boss is basically a 3/30 Onyx Jaguar with benefits. Basically, movement of any kind is bad. He-Who-Cannot-Be-Trusted" encourages a sedentary lifestyle, filled with lots of snacks and Netflix.

But you can’t wait around forever, because this boss’s BBS sends 2 lil’ fire nuggets at your face. Unlike normal snacks, fire nuggets are not a good part of your diet. Each nugget takes 2 out of your 25 health, meaning it includes 8% of your daily non-recommended amount of SMOrc. Be careful who you trust with your food!

Beating this unnamed enemy will net you one Boss Crate and a healthy home-cooked meal. Feast to your heart’s content and remember to stay hydrated!

[bepoest]

Nutritional analysis info.

I really like this boss, it’s one of the few that is playing the value/buff strategy.

Rizen is interesting here because you can trigger it during your own turn, making sure you maximize your eggs.

[terrarius]

Can we rename him to “Edge Lord”?

[boronian]

Fun text, did it again with the same budget Abyssian swarm deck

Good positioning helps avoiding to trigger their ability.

[boronian]