And we’re live with Super Bowl LIII. We have a great game for you folks this evening between the Los Angeles Rams and the New England Patriots. These two teams are among the most formida… wait what? … this isn’t the Super Bowl? … it can only be watched on CBS? … Not everyone on the forums is American? … I’m going over the most recent Duelyst boss battle? … Well alright, if it’s what I have to do to keep all these nerds happy, I’ll do it.
Er-hem, and we’re live with the latest boss battle! Meet Kron,a minion you already know about. This was the proposed change I had for Kron when it was being buffed from a 4/4. However, people said it was “too good” and “OP”. Personally, I don’t get it, since it still dies to so much removal in the game. I mean, Bloodtide Priestess spawns stuff when enemy minions die too, and the spell reduction effect is the same as Second Sword Sarugi, which is rarely played. People will complain about any 5 mana 2/30 these days…
With my redesign shot down, this Kron was reincarnated as a boss, specializing in ways to provoke you. This means playing provoke minions AND literally provoking you, plucking your every last nerve. You see, Kron doesn’t like when you move. Having freedom of any kind is something he simply will not tolerate. This is why Kron only chooses to spawn prisoners, because only he can enjoy the sweet taste of freedom.
When he’s not provoking you, he’s playing really cheap spells, like 2 mana Trinity Oath, because bots need 2 mana Trinity Oaths to keep up with real Dooly players. (Ok, I think I see why my proposed Kron buff fell flat )
But the strongest part about this boss makes it the toughest one yet. In fact, it’s possible this boss is truly unstoppable! I give you: the boss’s greatest weapon!
That’s right! Kron has hacking capabilities, allowing him to rage quit right before you win to invalidate the match. Any time you’re about to win, Kron could cancel the match and make you start over. As you can see, even I, the greatest player of all time, can’t get past his snagging ways.
Notice how you can’t even watch the replays. Clearly Kron wants to hide all evidence of his cheating ways. But someone must bring him to justice! Kron must suffer the same fate as his prisoners, rotting in jail for the rest of his life because he cheats at a video game!
The bounty on Kron’s head can net you one whole Boss Crate. If you have any information on Kron, please contact us at 1-800-333-HACK If this is a real number, please disregard this statement, and don’t call random strangers