After a long hiatus, I HAVE RETURNED!!!
WITH ANOTHER POINTLESS BOSS THREAD!!!
Introducing Blue Man, a lover of all things blue-colored, such as:
Like all bosses, Blue Man has a moronic pointless conflict to be resolved. For the point of being gimmicky, Blue Man’s special power makes anyone he wants feel blue. Naturally, feeling blue is no bueno, so you must do everything in your power to drive the blue out of his soul. I recommend red people faction because red is the color of love and anger…and spiral technique but shut up! and love conquers all!
Blue Man doesn’t embrace love like you though. His other special power trades his minions’ health for attack power so he can smack all his problems away. He even has forcefield so he can hide from the world in his own little bubble.
In order to beat this boss, you will need to use a deck, preferably one with cards in it. Make sure that the deck you have is in fact a deck, and that the contents of said deck are in fact cards. As long as you believe in the power of love, you can beat this boss with anything!
Guess what you get if you win!
You: “A Boss Crate?”
That’s right, a boss crate, which contains cosmetics to show your Duelyst flare, and spirit that you can save for meme cards, a.k.a. the only cards that deserve to see the light of day!
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