Welcome everyone to this week’s boss battle. This time, you’ll be squaring off with the mighty AlaBOSSter Titan! He’s ready to settle things one on one, mono a mono. There’s just one small problem…
This is Zane. Zane is a strong independent minion who don’t take orders from no one! Can you blame him? C’mon, he’s a 0 mana 3/20! The thing is, Zane probably should have someone give him orders because he is prone to making bad choices. He will behave like any Battle Pet, getting into scuffles wherever they may be.
So on top of dealing with the titan overlord, you also have to play babysitter so that Zane doesn’t kill himself. Failure to protect Zane will ruin your babysitting reputation so much that you will be forced to kill yourself on the spot, for you can never show your face in the babysitting world again!
So how do you beat this boss? Well, using minions won’t be easy. Every time AlaBOSSter Titan damages an enemy, all of your other minions take equal damage, including Zane. That means you might be better off avoiding the boss at all times, which is made easier by the fact that he can’t move. It could also help if you could find a way to put Zane in timeout somehow.
If you defeat AlaBOSSter Titan and keep Zane from committing sepukku, you will receive a Boss Crate and the Babysitter of the Week Award! Now if only we could stop all battle pets from killing themselves.