TBH, Mantra’s starting to piss me off. I’m an anti-meta meme machine who loves everyone and plays Duelyst just for the pretty sprites, but this deck… I hate it.
I know, I’ve played it. It’s not hard. It’s the easiest deck I’ve ever played with, actually. It’s like Duelyst is a game of two chessmasters outmaneuvering each other, and Mantra is the equivalent of beating yourself off under the table only to jism all over the enemy King before moving your first pawn. If you think anybody is impressed by your 22 damage combo at 6 mana, here’s a quick tip: kill your dog. Don’t kill yourself, kill your dog. I would never wish death upon you, as it is far too painless. Instead, I want something you love to be destroyed, by your own hands no less, cruelly and callously. I want you to look in that animal’s eyes in its final moments and say “I’m sorry Fido, but this has to be done. I need S-Rank before the end of the season, or I won’t get that free Common Card.”
It is November god damn 7th. Tuck your itty bitty dagger back in your pantaloons and have some good wholesome fun on the ladder you cretin.
That turned out meaner than expected, so I’m gonna self censor that paragraph.