We need a fixed post for duelyst memes

[isbee]

I hate isbee. He went from a memey person like me (read:
absolute idiot incapable of interacting with other human beings in a
friendly manner) to a semi-normie wastebasket. Good-bye isbee, I’m
going to try and be a productive member of the community, and help you build
the F.A.Q.

What I would have hoped he would have said.
Total wishful thinking on my part. I am sorry we ruined this for you @isgopet

[phayze]

Girl : Oh that’s a cute card! Can I keep it?
GD : Sure, but only if you sit here and watch me play for a bit, maybe you’ll learn what that card does
Girl : Oh… I don’t know…
GD : C’mon, give it a try! Just a few minutes of your time?
Girl : Hmm, okay, fine…
GD : Awesome! pats ground next to him Here, take a seat
Then the rest is basically reliant on your enthusiasm, be aware, it will not work more often than not, but it really only needs to work once.

[turtlesquirtleman]

this one is for my hopes and dreams

[isbee]

Girl : Oh that’s a cute card! Can I keep it?
GD : Sure, but only if you sit here and watch me lose for a bit, maybe you won’t learn what that card is supposed to do
Girl : Oh… I don’t know…
GD : C’mon, give it a try! Just a few painful hours of your time?
Girl : Hmm, okay, fine…
GD : Awesome! pats ground next to him Here, take a seat
Then the rest is basically reliant on your enthusiasm, be aware, it will not work more often than not, but it really only needs to work once.

Ver. 2 beta release

[turtlesquirtleman]

aanndddd now leaving life

[isbee]

You are going to need a lot of TP…

[turtlesquirtleman]

EVERYONE post your best meme to bring this dude back

[galaxydueler]

If only I had a seat next to me (we stand at a table that has no chairs)

or if the one girl that came over and had an interest didn’t have a boyfriend

[johnbob78]

Introduce him to hearthstone. Easy fix.

(It’s also literally torure, but what the hell! You only live once amirite?)

[isbee]

Get him hardstuck at gold with you. Easy fix.

It just might work…or throw him to the 3rd graders at your school…damn, son! Them some scary little shits…

[turtlesquirtleman]

Take that girl, use your master charming skills. Actually nevermind find a girl you like, then just follow her around until you are her friend then just hang out until she gets a boyfriend(s) then spiral into a pit of sadness and despair.

[johnbob78]

I’m pretty sure that getting someone hardstuck gold 10 is against the Geneva Conventions.

[mmf]

So zenrui her? <that’s pretty sick… not the good kind>

[kelvindagr8]

Ohdamn I got autocorrected… but who says it can’t be both, longshoremen?

[mmf]

You know what @isbee? I applaud you. There are just some things that I can’t bring myself to like… some things…

[turtlesquirtleman]

Ok im sad now, y’all are savage humans that need a life. Accept longshot and isbee. and maybe mmf but u be a semi-active female on this thread. you peoples are good. everyone else needs to eat a fudgesicle

[turtlesquirtleman]

nevermind it’s only like a few who are mean but you all are mean by association

[isbee]

I wouldn’t like it, either. Not one bit…

[kelvindagr8]

Lul, I’m sure.

[johnbob78]

Ok seriously what are you guys talking about? I don’t understand! Waaah