On a related note, I also totally “predicted” the new Vetruvian spell a couple weeks ago:
Unto Dust / Vetruvian / Common Spell / 3 Mana
Transform a minion into a 2/2 Wind Dervish.
We need a fixed post for duelyst memes
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You are one hecka oblivious person
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Who’s to say I’m just not playing dumb? That or there’s sand in my head again
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You deserve the internet dude
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Probably a bit of both
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They don’t call these things Sandshields for nothing, because without the sand they’d just be shields, boring metallic skeletal shields that have replaced all the meaty bits
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Including the brains I see. At least in your version. :^)
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THat’s DARUDEst thing I’ve ever read.
get it because sandshieldsokaythen
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Actually do those survive the melding? Because last I checked we’re literally a bunch of metal skeletons walking around.
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A lot of the flesh survives actually. It’s more of sand melding with skin then it is replacing all flesh.
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Nailed it so hard.
Sexual innuendos are the best
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Well what do i know, I’m just one of the Portal Guardians in training from House Sandseer
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Ah I see. I’m the captain of the guard to house Starstrider.
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Sorry to interrupt but, are you talking about having sex on the beach ?
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When’d you get that promotion?
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It’s more like having sex with a pit of molten steel, sand and maybe some copper
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So the same as when shes in a bad mood? :^)
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Before your melding happened child
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Sure we are :^)
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So how long before my melding because that happened about… two months ago
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