Is that why I’ve felt like there was something off about my right eye? No wonder there were tears coming out of it all the time. I need to discard this soon so I can blink again.
We need a fixed post for duelyst memes
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It’s not my goal to not post. 
I’m simply stating that I’m lurking when I’m not posting.
Secondly, it’s not “my attempted illusion.” I’m not trying to fool anyone here. I’m pointing out that just because I’m posting somewhere else, it doesn’t mean I’m not watching things here. Yeesh, don’t go distorting my words to create false intent. Despite my “evil” appearance, I’m not so low as to turn your words against you. I’d appreciate it if you’d do the same for me.
@fusion23310, just do what I do:
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It’s funny how unenthused that guy looks to be in the commercial. Also, what’s behind him? Are those a bunch of giant eyes?
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Yes, they’re eyes.
Ben Stein was my hero when I was younger. Always so monotone yet lovable. He gave no f*cks and earned massive stacks of paper that reached the ceiling.
<please don’t take that seriously. It’s a joke>
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…still younger than me 
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I thought you was a young anime girl
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Not anime; video game…
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In the topic of intent, it was not mine to be serious in the banter, but more so of some fun swordplay of words. Apologies
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Welcome to our wonderful thread where we talk about … well almost anything really. We are glad to have you. 
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astral crusader from season rewards
Yeah, end me. (At least I got zendo as well)
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I actually feel really bad about my rank decay caused from lack of playing the game. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care about my rank, but I feel really guilty stomping people in Bronze that don’t deserve to play against me. I think I only lost one game all season (of the 12-13 games I played).
As much as I enjoy winning, I don’t like roflstomping opponents who don’t have enough game experience or a big enough card collection to really stand a chance against me 
Edit:
Well, this is embarrassing. Immediately after making this post I ran into @johnbob78 in a ladder match while using a meme deck and am promptly getting trounced. It was a very close game, but a 1HP Starhorn just won’t last more than a 1 turn against a Songhai deck. GG, Johnbob78!
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GG as well. Probably should’ve bothered counting instead of just piling on damage and missing lethal by 1 health.
Did the ranks roll over yet this season, or did I just run into about 3 late rankers in a row (5+ Ribbons, actual decks)?
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They just rolled over. I was only threshold silver when June season ended, hence I was back in bronze again.
Regardless of just missing lethal, you made some very good plays. You managed my board state very efficiently despite not having OBS or Phoenix Fires in hand. Against a grow deck, that was very well done. Not to mention good positioning throughout most of the match.
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Thanks man! I didn’t know the community was this awesome.
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Sir yes sir! I instantly use the new picture you made in order to show my loyality sir!
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I’m tempted to post the entire lyrics to the dk rap.
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Fantastic. What a glorious sight, seeing so many join in my crusade against Isbee.
Also, @epicflygon… do it
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I forgive you. I’ve become rather defensive lately with the multiple recent accusations of not doing my job. I tend to snuff them out as swiftly as possible. I’ll not tolerate such heresy.
It is my wish that you forgive me as well.
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Well played sir, I gotta respect a good innuendo
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No guarantees with being gentle, I’m a… rough… individual.
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