Ya know what, Blue arrow all the way
Poll-Venture #2: The Golden Omelette [Chapter 20: A Journey Ends]
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Yellow is to the sand, gotta love the sand. Also, Vetruvian.
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I take the hidden black arrow that leads our hero through Shar and the caverns of the dark continent. Rumors have told him about an abyssian queen that longs to get a bite off the omelette in pursuit of the powers that it could grant her. She might fasten his travels with her wealth and power, maybe even accompany any adventurers that share her goals.
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Red arrow allows to load up on massive healing which will be needed later. Plan ahead people!
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Btw, is Mythron spherical? The yellow arrow might be a shortcut then.
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Chapter 2: Lost in the Desert
Status: [7/7]
Ignoring your common sense, you resolve to travel deep into the heart of the Akram Desert. You will be wandering in the wrong direction, into the midst of countless dangers that could have been easily avoided, but that is what makes it a true adventure!
After taking a ferry to the mainland of Akram, you set off across the dunes. Soon™ all you can see in any given direction is an endless ocean of sand. The sun beats down mercilessly on your uncovered head, and blazing hot winds throw sand grains into your eyes. Still you keep trudging onward, hour after hour, through the unchanging landscape. Only when your throat is as dry as a Drybone Golem do you stop to have a drink… and realize that you forgot to bring water. Unable to move another step, you collapse from thirst and heat exhaustion. Your last thought as the scorching sands rush towards your face is Why did I go this way again?
Status: [7/2]
You dream of the Golden Omelette you will never get to taste.
You are in a huge room of white marble. The roof is supported by fluted columns, a lavish crimson carpet covers the floor, and large windows are covered by gauzy silk curtains billowing in the warm breeze. The air shimmers, as if with heat, but you find that the room has a quite comfortable temperature. You are in the center of the room, sitting at an elaborately carved ebony table. On the table is a silver platter that holds the most delicious-looking omelette you have ever seen. It gleams golden in the sunlight.
“Take a bite,” a voice says from behind you. “It will heal your wounds.”
You twist around in your seat to see who is addressing you, but there is no one there.
This all seems perfectly normal.
- Take a bite of the Golden Omelette
- Stuff the entire omelette down your throat
- Kick over the table
- Purposefully unbalance your chair so it falls over backwards
- Attack the table with your face
- Try to eat yourself
- Praise the sun
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Now it may look bad but we have to remember, we’re in the Vetruvian land, so thats pretty neat.
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Should be 7/1 Cuz LITD does 6
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Pre-nerf LiTD dealt 6 damage. Nowadays it deals only 5.
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Wait it got nerfed?
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Did we see a Thunderhorn, or do they not live there anymore?
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Yep, It got nerfed with Oserix and a bunch of other reworks.
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Based on the map they give us, yes. But then again, that’s a map made by who knows who when and it’s geographic validity/accuracy is to be questioned…
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It’s flat, obviously.
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That’s what they want you to believe
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I forgot to add a timer to the poll and it won’t let me even though it hasn’t been five minutes curse you @alexx55 . Whatever, it’ll be done when I say it’s done!
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ffs anjo, you call yourself the poll master and cant add everything you need at the same time, what a disgrace
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It is not, it is your foolishness that is to blame
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Why would it be when all the planets in our solar system are flat? Shouldn’t the answer be obvious? You’ll just reach the end and then jump to your death. 
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